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Moxie --ABC News, may I help you? --Let 'em know you're there --Chicken noodle news --Binge, purge, repeat --Who is that girl? --The state of the onion --Breast size --Rainy days and Mondays --Good night, David! Good night, Chet! --Hot, hot, hot --Nice writing, Ms. Couric --Finding Ted --I can do this --The E-ring --Velveeta --A two-bagger --Horny toads --I am woman --Katherine or Katie --A defiant mop --It's a girl! --Brains after babies --Paging Mary Poppins --Perky --Florence and Normandie --The coast of Casablanca --Movin' out --Martha, dear Martha --Jay --Mr. Katie Couric --"Shit." --The worry cup --"Katie's private pain" --Diana --A pony for Ellie --Saturday morning --Ashokan farewell --From hope to hope --Safe, sane, and secure --The aloneness --"There's been a shooting" --The nicest pal a guy could have --The way it was --Affable Eva Braun --The booking wars --Tom-tom --The Couric effect --Emily --Churro'd --"Today, Tuesday, September 11, 2001" --WWED? --Persona non grata --Dear Katie --Probing Colins --One big-ass rabbit --Goodbye from Kansas! --The dairy depot --Tick tick tick tick --KC and the sunshine band --...And I'm Katie Couric --She's toast --So hawt --Lasagna was served --The wisdom of Samantha --The fall of Rome --Business trip --The twitter --Damned if you do --If Jay were here --Hockey mom --You betcha --Over un-easy --Take this job and shove it --A chap named Parkinson --Family feud --Nancy knows --That Molner guy --Are you ready for this day? --Flop sweat --The Brady bunch --Déjvu --"An you get a vacuum!" --I will --Labor day --#Ladydouchebag --Palooza on the plaza --Fire! Fire! --The last supper --No bueno --Morning has broken --Hero to zero --Addie --The Leon Trotsky of 30 rock --I'm gonna miss this --The system --Bleeding purple --Gone with the wind --It's C-o-u-r-i-c --Epilogue.